Home for Wayward Sluts: You might be a masochist http://kinkunveiled.blogspot.ca/?zx=8dcd321b700cd6d8

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

You might be a masochist

*Note: Read this in the tone of Jeff Foxworthy saying, "you might be a redneck."

If someone plays with your hair and you wish they'd just pull it hard...you might be a masochist.

If going to hardware store gets you excited by all the evil sex toys there...you might be a masochist.

If someone nibbles on your ear and you'd prefer them clamping so purple teeth marks appear...you might be a masochist.


If pain triples the intensity of your orgasm...you might be a masochist.

If you sleep better when rolling over makes new parts hurt...you might be a masochist.

If you love the way fingernails leave red trails across your skin...you might be a masochist.

If you have more than 5 friends that live in Antarctica... you might be a masochist.

If it hurts to sit in your chair every Monday morning...you might be a masochist.

If bruises on your skin reminds you of fun playtime...you might be a masochist.

If hearing, "I'm going to fucking hurt you bitch" makes you instantly wet...you might be a masochist.

If you admire your bruises in the bathroom mirror...you might be a masochist.

If you tell someone you are tied up and you are literally tied up...you might be a masochist.

If getting ready for a party means getting rid of 90% of your clothes...you might be a masochist.

If yellow bruises upset you because they aren't a pretty shade of purple...you might be a masochist.

If your ideal 'great night' is being bound and gagged in a dungeon....you might be a masochist.

If your primary concern when buying candles is the temperature the wax melts...you might be a masochist.

If your idea of really comfortable heels is 6 inch heels...you might be a masochist.

If you prefer most cooking utensils being used on you rather than for cooking...you might be a masochist.

If your thought on seeing any clamp is, 'how will that feel on my nipples?"...you just might be a masochist.

No comments:

Post a Comment